


“Country Bumpkin” spent a few weeks on the country charts, and the song won Smith both an Academy of Country Music award and Country Music Association award. Smith was already a superstar, and this single went into the world between “An Hour and a Six Pack” and “Between Lust and Watching TV.” The song was called “ Country Bumpkin” and the album was audaciously titled It’s Not the Miles You’ve Traveled. It’s a gift Cal Smith gave to the world in 1974. That’s my favorite drink order, and also my favorite pick-up line. Now all that's left to do is whip up your favorite pumpkin dessert and enjoy your 1,000th viewing of It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.I don’t drink, but if I did, then here’s what I’d say to every bartender in the county: “I’ll just have a glass of anything that’s cool.” We think you'll especially enjoy the ones from your favorite movies, but we also have short and sweet one-liners that will fit on any little gourd you have. You can even carve one of these clever ideas into your pumpkin if you'd like. Whether you're looking for an Instagram caption for your latest trip to the pumpkin patch or you're just in need for some holiday-themed Dad jokes for the trick or treaters, you can’t go wrong with this list of fun sayings. There are even some pumpkin quotes for couples celebrating the season together. Well, we're here with a full list of funny and cute messages to keep you going throughout the season. And of course, we want to take photos and share them with our friends on Instagram along with c lever quotes and puns about pumpkins.


We're ready to eat, drink, and decorate with our favorite fall gourd. It's time! As soon as we detect the first hint of crispness in the air, we declare it pumpkin season.
